Brawl Of The Team/ Transcript (Part 1)

Summary

When the boys' flaking and Milli's pranking causes conflict, it's all out war within the team.

(Note: The audience isn't asked any questions in this episode.)

Intro: Lemonade Stand-Up

(The episode starts with the camera zooming in on a lemonade stand.)

Bot: Hi, Umi-Friend. We just made a lemonade stand.

Geo: And we got a lot of customers so far. Check it out! *pulls out a wad of cash* We made all of this money by selling lemonade. If we keep doing this every day, we'll be rich!

(Doormouse appears)

Bot: Hi, Doormouse. Wanna cup of lemonade?

Doormouse: Sorry boys, but I'll have to see a permit for this stand.

Geo: Actually, I left mine at home.

Doormouse: Ooh. Tsk, tsk, tsk. That's an hour in the box for you.

Geo: Well, I bet Bot has one. Right, Bot?

(The camera cuts to show that Bot's gone.)

Just do what you have to do.

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(The scene cuts to Geo in a prison box.)

Doormouse: Have you learned your lesson?

(Geo nods)

Good. *lets Geo out* You better bring a permit next time you do something like that. *checks his watch* And I'm just in time for lunch.

(Doormouse walks away while Geo has an angry expression on his face.)

The Dinner Torture

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(The camera cuts to Bot in the Fountain Headquarters. Geo comes in.)

Geo: (thoughts) I can't believe he ditched me like that. Someone ought to give him what he deserves.

(He opens the refrigerator, only to get punched in the face by a spring-loaded boxing glove.)

*looking at Bot* I'll deal with you later.

(The camera cuts to Milli's room where she's sleeping. Geo walks in and sees a marker next to her. Wanting revenge, he draws a mustache on her face and exits.)

That'll teach her.

(The mustache disappears before Milli wakes up. Meanwhile, Geo sits next to Bot angrily with his arms folded.)

Bot: Hey, Geo. Are you okay? *no answer* Did Milli prank you?

Geo: Yeah, but it's also something else.

Bot: *thinks* Did the bus come late? *Geo shakes his head* Are you hangry? *Geo shakes his head* Oh, did the lemonade stand money get stolen?

Geo: *finally snaps* NO, IT'S BECAUSE YOU FLAKED OUT ON ME WITH DOORMOUSE!

(the oven dings before Milli opens it)

Bot: I didn't flake, I just didn't help you. You should remember to bring your permit.

Geo: It doesn't matter! *sits at the table* We're friends! What would you say about that?

Bot: *while being handed food by Milli*. I would thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson.

(They both eat a spoonful of the food before Bot's face turns red.)

Milli: *thoughts* This is gonna be good. *hides her video camera in the plant next to her*

Geo: Uh, why is does this food taste hot?

Milli: Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want the ketchup or the hot sauce?

Bot: Hot sauce? *steam shoots out of ears* AHHH!! SPICY! SPICY! *runs around in pain screaming*

Geo: *thoughts* I don't know what his problem is. I can handle hot sauce just fine.

Bot: *in thoughts while still screaming in pain* I'm gonna kill that girl so hard. *out loud* Need milk! NEED MILK!!

(He runs to the kitchen and opens the fridge, but doesn't find milk.)

Milli: *drinking what's left from the carton while hiding more cameras* Looks like we're all out.

(Meanwhile, Geo spots the cup of milk Milli poured for him.)

*in thoughts while * This is perfect. Geo's still mad about the lemonade stand, so he's bound to not help! But in case he does...

(She transforms her dress to look just like the wall and ducks her head. Meanwhile, as Geo's about to drink the milk, Bot comes in.)

Bot: GIMME THE MILK!! I NEED MILK!! *begging on his knees* PLEASE GIVE ME THE MILK!!

Geo: Ugh, fine.

(Bot proceeds to push Geo before grabbing the cup, but before he can drink the milk, Milli's ponytail grabs it.)

Bot: AHHH! MILK!! GIMME THE MILK!!

Milli: You'll have to catch me first! *runs away*

Geo: HEY!! *runs after Milli*

(Milli pulls back in various movements to prevent Geo from getting the milk. She puts it down on the floor as Bot drags himself across. Just a he's about to grab it, Milli pulls it a little further. Finally, Bot can't handle the torture any longer.)

Bot: No more... please... no more...

(He falls down with his mouth flaming from the inside. Milli then goes up using her ponytail before Geo enters looking exhausted.)

Bot: Geo... milk... please...

(Geo sighs and puts the milk in Bot's mouth)

Thanks.

Geo: *facepalms* I should've flaked out on you to teach you what it feels like.

(Geo puts his hand on Bot and accidentally opens the Bot-o-mat with a permit inside.)

*angrily* YOU HAD A PERMIT THE WHOLE TIME?!!

Bot: Well, you've been PERMIT-ted to bring yours, haven't you? *rimshot and laugh track*

(the oven dings)

Dessert's ready.

Geo: Well, that's one thing guaranteed to prevent a fight.

The Flaker Strikes Again

Bot: *pulls the chocolate cake out of the oven* Hold this for a second.

(As soon as Bot hands Geo the platter, his hands start burning.)

Geo: Ow, ow, ow!! This plate is hot, man! *looks under the platter* Huh?

(It's revealed that Bot applied super glue to make Geo's hands stuck to the platter.)

Help me out, man.

Bot: Sorry, but that's YOUR problem.

Geo: YOU'RE FLAKING OUT ON ME AGAIN?!! AFTER I JUST HELPED YOU?!!

Bot: I'm not flaking, I'm just trying to teach you a lesson: always wear oven mitts. Besides, just because you helped me doesn't mean I have to return the favor.

(Geo puts the platter on the table and un-sticks his hands, which are now red with heat. He then goes to the sink to cool them down.)

Geo: WHY YOU LITTLE- *clock dings* Oh. man. Does it have to be bedtime now?!!

Bot: Yep.

(camera cuts to Geo's bedroom)

Night, Geo.

Geo: Goodnight. *turns on his night light and goes to sleep*

(Milli appears out of under the bed holding her ghost disguise.)

Milli: Time for my night prank.

(She dons the sheet and taps Geo)

*sing-song* Geo, wake up!

Geo: *groggy* What? *looks in fear*

(camera cuts to the outside of the room)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

(The camera cuts to Bot making breakfast while Milli is laughing. Geo enters.)

Bot: Hey, Geo. *notices Geo angry* Are you okay?

Geo: I was scared to death by Milli in her stupid ghost outfit! OF COURSE I'M NOT OKAY!!

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Shopping Squabble

(The team is at the supermarket buying griecries)

Geo: Seriously, you have no right to do that! I actually poured the milk in your mouth, but NO! You leave me hanging with MY HANDS FREAKING SUPERGLUED TO THE PLATTER!

Bot: Yeah, I- wait, superglued?

Geo: Yeah, my hands were superglued to the platter because of you.

Bot: Uh, I didn't do that.

Geo: Really?

Bot: Yeah... I actually got Milli to do it. Consider that a lesson to always wear oven mitts.

Geo: Typical, making another excuse. *mimiking Bot* "Oh, I'm Bot, and I didn't wanna help Geo at the lemonade stand because he needs to be more 'responsible.' Hey, my name's Bot, and I got my friend's sister to superglue his hands to the cake platter, even though he practically saved my life. Oh, I'm Bot and I always make exuses and ditch my friends."

80000 IMPRESSIONS LATER...

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Geo: You let me down TWICE, yet you show no remorse and blaming ME!

Milli: Uh... guys?

(The 3 of them are at the checkout line, but there are a lot of people.)

Geo and Bot: Ohhh, brother.

Milli: Oh, wait. We missed something. *reading the list* We forgot the potatoes.

Bot: So we don't have to wait in line?

Milli: Yep.

(The boys sigh in relief until Doormouse blows his whistle.)

Doormouse: Hold it right there, Geo. You're not supposed to be here after that incident.

FLASHBACK

(The security camera shows Geo leaning on one of the shelves before making it tilt, causing a domino effect.)

END OF FLASHBACK

Geo: Oh, right. *leaves the supermarket*

Doormouse: Well, gotta go. *leaves*

(Later, Milli and Bot are looking for the potatoes)

Milli: Bot, is it true what Geo said about you flaking on him?

Bot: I wouldn't call it flaking. I would rather call it teaching a lesson to always be responsible, helo others, and wear oven mitts.

Milli: Well, judging by the way he was sounding, I think you should apologize.

Bot: Well, I'm not really sure if that's the case, but fine. We'll make up right now! *runs to the exit*

Milli: No, wait! I meant after the shopping!

Bot: Sorry, but that's your problem now. Consider this a lesson in the value of independence. *leaves*

(Milli scowls before slowy inching the cart with her ponytails.)

Make-up or Breakup?

MEANWHILE

(Geo and Bot are at the house moving furniture too the attic.)

Geo: Hey, Bot?

Bot: What?

Geo: I'm sorry for what happened the other day. You were just trying to teach a lesson, and I shouldn't have overreacted.

Bot: Yeah, yeah.

Geo: *confused* Aren't you gonna apologize, too?

Bot: Nope.

Geo: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!! I HAVE THE NERVE TO BE THE BIGGER MAN AND APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE, AND YOU LEAVE ME HANGING?!!

Bot: Sorry, Geo, but I don't have to apologize. You can forgive me on your own.

Geo: BOT, YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO LET ME DOWN AND NOT APOLOGIZE ON PURPOSE!! AT LEAST I CAN MAN UP AND TRY TO MAKE UP WITH YOU, EVEN AFTER YOU LET ME DOWN TWICE!!

Bot: Oh, that wasn't letting you down. This is.

Geo: What are you talking about?

Bot: Consider this a lesson to always forgive and forget, plus the importance of strength.

Geo: What are you-

(Just then, Bot adds some weight to the furniture, threatening to send Geo down the stairs.)

Bot: Forgive me!

Geo: *struggling* No!

Bot: *adds more weight* FORGIVE ME!

Geo: MILLI, HELP! MILLI!!

JUST THEN...

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BY SHEER COINCIDENCE...

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(Milli's walking down the street while using her ponytails to drag the groceries.)

Milli: *thoughts* I can't believe Bot flaked out on me like that. Geo was right about him. I wonder if they're still fighting... *lightbulb shines* Should I... Geo was innocent, but they're both fair game. Besides, prankings not about revenge, it's about having fun. Still, maybe I should give him a pass... *thinks for a moment* NAH!!